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Meanwhile, at home --
(I suppose now I should be saying "at my parents' house" or something. Anyways.)
"... cakes on a plane."
"Get these motherf'ing cakes off this motherf'ing plane!"
"And then we see the couple joining the mile-high club, and out of nowhere this CAKE pops in..."
(Just keep on following this idea, it really only gets better.)
"I've had Brad Pitt in my hand this whole time."
"How come?"
"He doesn't fit anywhere!"
"You think I'm not manly because I enjoy the sound of a woman's voice?"
"No, I think you're not manly because you listen to bubblegum pop."
"... cakes on a plane."
"Get these motherf'ing cakes off this motherf'ing plane!"
"And then we see the couple joining the mile-high club, and out of nowhere this CAKE pops in..."
(Just keep on following this idea, it really only gets better.)
"I've had Brad Pitt in my hand this whole time."
"How come?"
"He doesn't fit anywhere!"
"You think I'm not manly because I enjoy the sound of a woman's voice?"
"No, I think you're not manly because you listen to bubblegum pop."