At all family gatherings, when there is leftover frosting, everybody's like, "Give it to John, he loves frosting! Don't you, John? Yes, yes you do."
So on one of my birthdays (somewhere in the single digits) my mom tells me I have to cut the cake. I'm scared, because I've never cut my own cake before, and all these people are staring at me, but she insists. Fine. So I grab the knife and put it on the cake and press down. The knife kinda stays on top of the cake. OMG, I suck at cutting cakes. So I push down more, leaning in to it. Rrrrrrrraaagh!
Anyway, it turns out that the cake was an upside-down tupperware container covered in frosting. Then they pull out a real cake, and give everyone else real cake, while I sit there with the tupperware container against my tongue. All in all, a good day.
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So on one of my birthdays (somewhere in the single digits) my mom tells me I have to cut the cake. I'm scared, because I've never cut my own cake before, and all these people are staring at me, but she insists. Fine. So I grab the knife and put it on the cake and press down. The knife kinda stays on top of the cake. OMG, I suck at cutting cakes. So I push down more, leaning in to it. Rrrrrrrraaagh!
Anyway, it turns out that the cake was an upside-down tupperware container covered in frosting. Then they pull out a real cake, and give everyone else real cake, while I sit there with the tupperware container against my tongue. All in all, a good day.
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and i'll post pictures! someday...when i get them!