I should be doing homework.

Everyone needs to read Albus Dumbledore's Inbox right now. Especially if you're in such dire need of a laugh as I was. IMHO later chapters are better than earlier.

Favorite excerpts include:

From: Madame Pince <bookworm@hogwarts.edu>
To: Prof. Albus Dumbledore <bumblebee@hogwarts.edu>
Subject: Hogwarts: A History

Albus,

Ronald Weasley has stolen this book from the library. He claims this is to stop Hermione Granger from excessively quoting it. This didn't work, but whenever I ask for it back he stares into the fire places and grins maniacally. Is there anything you can do? He seems mentally disturbed.

Irma.


And these bits of Professor Trelawney's response to a surveything:

Croutons or bacon bits? The scattering of bacon bits enables us to see a clearer vision of the future.
Favorite type of ice cream: Ice cream… One of you will have a death tragically involving ice cream.
Favorite sesame street character: All of Sesame Street are doomed to die in a great plague.


And just think, if you don't read this you'll never know who Voldemort's favorite Sesame Street character is...