godream | (no subject)

When you lose your keys, where are they? So far mine are not in any of the usual places, including but not limited to: the bedside table where they are supposed to be, the pockets of anything I wore at any point yesterday, any of my shoes (what? it's happened before), the bottom of the laundry pile in my closet, among the cushions of any of the couches, my bed (provide your own suggestive comment here ____ ), the top of my dresser, the edges of my dresser drawers where they would fall if placed on the edge of the dresser, the floor near my dresser or table, the mail desk, the bathrooms, the windowsills ... And they have to be in my apartment, because I let myself in with them yesterday. Grrrr.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

One time Leon found mine in the fridge. He can't make fun of me anymore though, because this other time I was going crazy looking for the iron (on the one occasion during the last 14 months I actually required an iron) and he had put it in our dishwasher as a permanent storage solution.

I realize this isn't helpful at all in your real key-finding dilemma...sorry. Also, you have a mail desk? That sounds awesome.

My keys go into some pocket of my bag where I would NEVER put them on purpose. Or, occasionally, over by the phone because the phone rang right when I was coming in, which I'd forgotten all about. Or a cat has batted them under a couch.

Kitchen counters. Purse. Table.
Good luck.