googlism

[godream]

I think maybe I've posted this here before -- but just in case...

alison is now the lead singer of rock band
alison is responsible for a myriad of duties
alison is the second smallest one in the litter
alison is able to take a highly technical topic and present it
alison is a five (on a scale of what to what?)
alison is quite happy with the comparison
alison is featured in the november issue of seventeen magazine
alison is smug
alison is devastated
alison is a great book to read if you're 10
alison is wonderfully supportive and immensely instructive
alison is cool; she waits for us
alison is the bomb
alison is on the phone
alison is a wicked character
alison is a highly experienced independent trainer and consultant specializing in windows applications training and development
alison is tall and slim (don't i wish)
alison is evicted
alison is discovered by the paparazzi
alison is the least senior member present
alison is now wearing a golden satin dress with sequin adornments along the collar
alison is in a bad mood
alison is surely one now
alison is having trouble fitting in
alison is overwhelmed

This is actually only the fraction of results that I found amusing. Yes, there were far more.
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