the First Law of Smelly Stuff

Any incense that can be easily mistaken for cigarette smoke should not be burnt, except possibly in the sense of huge-pile-of-destruction-to-get-rid-of-it.

Not, of course, that I have anyone in mind that I'm particularly thinking of here.

In other news, my new favorite phrase is "grammar mysteries", coined by... shoot, I forget who... in this afternoon's Fountain meeting. And I think I finally discovered the trick to knowing when to vote: the moment movies or music come up it's over. :P